Don't worry, Mommy. I will protect you from school traffic, monsters, snakes and other scary things at our house.
Daddy to Jayden: Each state has a special city that is call the Capital.
Jayden to Daddy: NO! Its called the LOWERCASE!
Mommy, I'm going to make GOOD CHOICES today. Can I have a lollipop? (he's starting to get this behavior/reward/consequences thing...finally!Of, course, he wants the reward FIRST...)
Mommy, if I decide not to marry Kaitlin because she's mean to me sometimes, I think I'll marry Anya. I wanted to marry you, but you are already married to Daddy.
Overheard while playing: "Momma! Poppa! There is a horrible, noisy monster under our bed! We went to sleep in your bed. We don't like Ghostesses!"
Mommy to Jayden: Jay, didt you just pick your nose?
Jayden to Mommy: Its ok, Mommy. It was only one booger!
(Can I get an EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!)
Mommy, its ok for me to watch scary movies. I'm brave for scary movies. Except Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...cuz that girl blows up like a baloon and her face turns blue.