In the middle of the night, after a bad dream:
Are you here, Mommy?
Yes, I’m here.
I so glad you here, Mommy!
After finding out he was going to be a big brother:
Where dat baby?
In Mommy’s tummy.
Can you get him out now?
At the dinner table:
Mommy, I wanna a baby in MY tummy!
Boys don’t really have babies, buddy.
I wan one. In MY tummy!
After tossing and turning for 15 minutes at bed time:
Mommy…I not weally tired!
After having is hair dried with the hair dryer:
I all hamsome now, Mommy!
After being asked if he would like a brother or a sister:
I wanna thister.
What if God sends us a brother?
Den we will put him back an ask God to send us a wittole grill!