To the barking dog:
Hahnny-gwill, I knee you top bahking! Mommy an me is wooking at pitchers!
While picking out a baseball cap:
Oh! Dat Whitening Queen baseball cap! I NEEEEEED it!
While trying maniputlate mommy into giving him his paci:
Mommy…I TIYERD! I weally WEALLY Tiyerd! I SWEEPY!
While looking for a treat.
Mommy, I hunrey!!! How ‘bout….some mash-mellows? I making GOOD CHOICES! I making GOOD CHOICES! I wan a TWEAT!
After hearing Mommy’s phone ring:
Who is it? Is it bramma Bahb an brampa Steef? I is WAITING fo they to call!
After being told that Mommy wasn’t waking up:
Come on, Mommy! I hep you! I hep you wake up! A B C D E F G… (signing)